Wisdom Tooth Extraction Is Serious Stuff

Extracted Wisdom Teeth

Two people that I know have had their wisdom teeth out recently, which got me thinking about my wisdom teeth experience. Both of them had their teeth taken out at the in the dentist’s chair. One had two taken out and the other had four. I don’t know how they coped. Both continued on their daily routines the day after. My experience was traumatic to say the least.

He Was A Gold Digging Selfish Pig


Tina and Eddie met again accidentally in a bar for the first time in years. The chemistry was instant and they were soon joined at the hip. Throughout the years Tina had maintained a firm friendship with Bryony, and now that she and Eddie were an item she was reluctant to tell Bryony about it until they were really serious. She thought that in Eddie she had found her dream man. She dreamed of becoming his wife, building a home, and having children with him It was very much a whirlwind romance, HOWEVER THE WARNING SIGNS that he was not the ideal man for her were there from the very beginning…

Natural Hair Is Disgusting

Nappy Hair

A few minutes ago, a conversation between me and the woman without the gallstones took place. It’s like we can’t even talk anymore. Every conversation turns into her making some kind of ignorant statement.

Bleaching Cream Rots The Brain

skin bleaching

This bleached out woman just came in… Her face was so bleached and burnt that her lips had turned black and her skin was thin and with loads of dark blemishes, like she had been prodded a few times with a freshly lit cigarette. Her skin looked grey, not even brown… and definitely not light skinned which is the look I’m sure she was going for burning herself up like that.

I Chat Up a Man At Work Today


When he walked through the door I nearly had a heart attack. Tall, clear golden/bronzed skin, locks, eyes you could drown in and lips that could hypnotise. I was trying to compose myself and act normal but I must have come across as a lunatic He walked towards my desk, and I couldn’t stop giggling, so I tried to make it like I was laughing at something on my computer screen when in reality I wasn’t It was a nervous laughter I just couldn’t hold in.

Picky Eaters Irk Me

My pet peeve is picky eaters… can’t stand em. So many different tastes to experience and they spend their time deciphering what not to eat rather than what to eat.

She Asked Me If I Had A Plastic Bag

Plastic Bag

She asked a question and she got an answer, so why did the bitch not move? I am not one for repeating myself, but she forced me to, just standing over me with her beady eyes peering over her bottle glass frames. So I said, “Oh we haven’t had those plastic bags for years now.” Then she starts peering around as if I am lying at cupboards…

Mr Shaky Lip Returns With More Chocolates

Ferrero Prestige

I took my place at my desk and he started talking about courses and application forms. Then of course he had to ask about Kate, my dear colleague who has not been here for two years, “And how is my heartbeat?” I told him that she was fine, and kept it at that. After this he asked me what chocolates I liked and how he had tried to find the ones that he thought I would like but couldn’t find any. I told him Ferrero Rochers, and that they were available in any sweet shops, Supermarket or Woolworths etc. He said that he would find them, and as he left turned to me and said Fear Raych. Fear Raych what the hell is that?

One Bog Eyed Beast


One bog eyed beast

in my face,

So fuuuuuuuuuugly

she leaves a bad taste

in my mouth.

Straight up South

London Hoodrat

Mr Shaky Lip

Russian Blonde

I’m sitting at work and this man who we used to call “shaky lip” comes in… So called because his lip is always shaking and if it’s not shaking he is biting it like someone with a bad drug habit…. He is an elderly black man from Guyana who often comes into the College to chit chat about nothing, or to apply for random courses. So he sits down talking for about half an hour about random things like how he wishes he was 23, his love for Russian blondes and the novel that he is working on.