From Roller Skating To Running From The Police

Disabled Parking Sign

The first time I was at Chris’ house chilling with a friend and then we decided we were going to go roller skating at Cascades so we went to Walmart to buy socks, as we didn’t have any. Chris parked in a disabled space, waiting for us outside (Why I do not know… I didn’t even realize at the time.) We were by the tills about to pay for the socks when we heard a policeman talking to the checkout girls about some guy that they were looking for. The police man was showing the girls somebody’s license and asking if they had seen the person. I didn’t think anything of it, until my friend whispered to me that it was Chris’ license. I thought that she must have got it wrong… after all we just left him in the car less than 20 minutes previously.

I Was Carjacked On The Way To Club 112

Champagne on Ice

It was just after Dominica’s 21st birthday and going to be her first over 21 clubbing experience in Atlanta. It was towards the end of the Semester, during exam period, but we didn’t give a fukkk we were ready to partaaay! We were going out with Chris; our Morehouse friend (well back then we didn’t know him that well as we had only met him a few weeks previously, but he was a fun loving guy and we were going out with him for about the third time in two weeks.) The club of choice was 112 on Cheshire Bridge Road. (Man I loved that place so much I still remember the name of the road) Dominica was hyped to be going, as it would have been her first time there.

Caught Weeding Our Stay On Good Luck Road Comes To An End

She didn’t wait for an answer to one question before asking the next. When I said that I was staying there she flipped out and then hung up. Tamara had been listening to the whole exchanged and we were stunned into silence. We figured out that it was his fiancée because the pastor had called regarding, “their meeting.” She wasn’t just a girlfriend they were actually engaged to be married and that was the first we had heard of her.

Stop Eating My Plantain You Greedy Bitches

The girls we met in the sports shop that day in Landover mall were called Josephine and Courtney. While we didn’t see Courtney again, Josephine became a permanent fixture for the rest of our time there. The day after meeting Jospehine, Henry went to work without dropping us off at the mall on his way. The routine was broken… The bastard had left us in his house in the sticks to fend for ourselves, and we sure did fend..

Abandoned By Henry At The Greyhound Bus Terminal In Washington DC

Henry was nowhere to be seen and Tamara was attempting to use the payphone in the Greyhound Station to call him. I say attempting because her trying to use the phone was an exercise in futility. She could not figure out how to use it and her constant screaming, “Hellllllllllllooooo!” into the mouthpiece was cracking me up much to her annoyance. The frustration took over her and she was soon whacking the handset against the body of the telephone in a mad rage, “These Americans don’t even have normal phone boxes!”

I Remember My First Time Abroad

I remember it like it was yesterday. The collection of and poring over travel brochures at Elephant and Castle shopping centre. We didn’t let the fact that we were broke hinder the dream. We were going to get somewhere out of the country somehow someway. As long as we could raise a few hundred to actually buy the ticket we would worry about the rest later.

Stealing Kebab From A Blind Woman And More Gravaliciousness

To me gravalicious means being unnecessarily craven, greedy beyond measure. I always used the word but I didn’t know where it came from. After typing it into Google I learnt that it is a Jamaican patois word. I was thinking about gravalicious behaviour because today my work buddy told me how he went to buy lunch for himself and the blind woman that he works with. He bought her a kebab and for himself two McDonald meals. I asked him why he bought himself two meals and he said that he couldn’t decide what to have and so had bought both.

The Sign In Front Of The Building Requests That You Do Not Spit

So on Monday morning I came into work and there was a sign with a stand (it’s own 5 foot tall stand, can you imagine?) put up in front of the main door that said, “Anyone bringing drugs into the college will be suspended.” Note the fact that it says suspended. Doesn’t that mean that you get a day or two off and then you come back happy as Larry like nothing has happened? The sign should say EXPELLED. Well it should say that if I was to approve of such a sign, but for the record I don’t.

Running Into Anthony Anderson At Lenox Mall

So on Saturday we went to Lenox. So many pretty men that aren’t into women that it is unreal! Saw Anthony Anderson cruising the mall. Patrice had a mad outburst and literally ran up to him, crashing into him in the process. The conversation went something like this: Patrice: Thats that guy. He’s kind of famous… comedian in films

Riding The Marta You Meet The Funniest Characters

MARTA TRAIN

The night started off at Django’s… It was meant to be crunk… or so Obi told me… but… it wasn’t. It was Salsa night… and my ass can’t salsa, so you know that wasn’t happening. Tamara lost the heel end on her shoe so we left there within half an hour so she could go change her shoes at the hotel.