Lavender Hill to Clapham Common – A Silly Conversation

lavender 300x282 Lavender Hill to Clapham Common   A Silly Conversation

“Hi I’m in front of Lavender Hill Magistrates Court.”

“Ok”

“I have an interview at 11 and I’m late.”

“Which office are you going to?”

“Clapham Common”

“Ok so if you are in Lavender Hill that means you are in Clapham Junction.”

“Yes I was just in Clapham Common and I’ve moved from there.”

“Ok you need to get back to Clapham Common because that’s where the office is.”

“I don’t know how to get there.”

“You need to go the way you came.”

“So what way?”

“I’m not there and its not really close so I couldn’t possible tell you.”

“Ok so up or down?”

*Crickets*

At this point I was too through! How can you be asking someone miles away if you should go up and down? Are you riding on a seesaw?

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