Roller Skating Down A Slope And Smashing My Knee

Remember I bought some skates. I called them my babies. Well let me tell you they are not my babies any more. I am calling time out from these bastards. So it is 7 in the morning and I’m at my mama’s house. I have my roller skates with me and my stupid ass decides to go for an early morning skate around the block. I exit… The house is on a gentle slope, or so it seems. Left is down and right is up. However this ain’t no game console. This is real life. I turn left. ***ERROR*** In seconds I know I am in trouble and I don’t know what to do. I pick up speed very quickly and I cannot stop.