Alcohol Abusers Wearing Lace Up Shoes

Old Drunk

What kind Of footwear should an alcohol abuser sport? This is a question worth asking, and a question that before today had never crossed my mind. It is something that we should all think about because who knows when alcoholism shall descend upon us? Today I went to a local shop to buy a lamb patty. On the way I passed a drunk who was having trouble tying his laces. At first I felt sorry for him because he kept spilling his can of Fosters (beer) on his shoes whilst trying to bend over. He was having such a problematic time that I felt like just tying them for him, but that idea was quickly tossed from my mind.