Don’t Try And Feed Me KFC When I’m On A Diet

If you are familliar with the woman without the gallstones where I work (WWGS) you will know that since my COLONIC IRRIGATION she knows that I am on a diet, which I’ve told her means no wheat, no dairy, no red meat and no fast food. She had been complying somewhat. Today I think she thought that she would try to break me. She went to lunch before me today and she came back with a Kentucky Fried Chicken bag, which is quite normal for her, nothing out of the ordinary. she sits down at her desk and takes 2 paper bags out of the plastic KFC bag. She then presents me with one of the bags,

The Day I Had A Tube Stuck Up My Ass – Colonic Irrigation

So on Friday I literally had the shit knocked out of me after work. Let me just say that it wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. Emma (the lady that was doing the treatment) talked to me first about why I wanted the treatment (Colonic Irrigation in case you were wondering) and I told her that I had read up on it and thought that it might help my agonising headaches and bloating ( i.e. fat stomach LOL.) We then talked a little bit about my bowel movements and eating habits before I was handed a towel and sent to the bathroom to undress.

My Fears About Colonic Irrigation

I have five weeks exactly before I leave and my clothes don’t fit. What the hell am I gonna do? I thought that buying everything too small would give me the incentive to get into them. Looks like I’m going to be going halfway across the world with an empty suitcase. I think the only hope now is starvation, but temptation is all around me. To top it all of I went boozing. It’s not my fault! It’s all in an effort to be social. The only other thing I could think of that might help (apart from a gruelling exercise regime and starvation) is colonic irrigation/hydrotherapy. So I booked myself in to get it done after work TODAY. If this doesn’t at least flatten my stomach I’m DOOMED!