Don’t Try And Feed Me KFC When I’m On A Diet

If you are familliar with the woman without the gallstones where I work (WWGS) you will know that since my COLONIC IRRIGATION she knows that I am on a diet, which I’ve told her means no wheat, no dairy, no red meat and no fast food. She had been complying somewhat. Today I think she thought that she would try to break me. She went to lunch before me today and she came back with a Kentucky Fried Chicken bag, which is quite normal for her, nothing out of the ordinary. she sits down at her desk and takes 2 paper bags out of the plastic KFC bag. She then presents me with one of the bags,

Overdosing on Iron By Way Of Excessive Spinach Consumption

So in the last blog I told you all about these hateful motherfuckers that I have to deal with on a day to day basis. Today I brought in lunch of sweet potato, spinach, mushroom, and tomato. I was sitting there eating it and doing a crossword when the woman that made some stupid comment that last time said, “Dunno what you’re eating all that spinach for, you are only going to overdose on iron.”

Hateful Bitches!

Yesterday I was alone sitting in another office on the computer watching videos on YouTube. I was sitting on a high chair. The main base of the computer (you know the bit with the floppy disk drive that holds all the information was on the floor) and I had one foot propped up on it and another crossed over that leg.

My Delusional Friend Believes That Haters Are Jealous Of Her

Hater Hand

I don’t get people who are constantly talking about people “hating” and being jealous of them. My thing is, so what if people really are jealous of you? How does this affect (wow can believe that until today I didn’t know the difference between affect and effect. I feel so stupid!) your life that you would be driven to constantly talk about it? Even more so when referring to other people who are basically strangers hating on you. People like this worry me because it leads me to believe that they only think that other people are like this because that is exactly the way that they are.