Titty Woman AKA Jesus’ Wife Returns

Elephant Foot 300x225 Titty Woman AKA Jesus Wife Returns

Titty woman AKA Jesus’ wife came lumbering into the office today with her big heavy footed elephant steps. If you don’t remember her have a look at these two blogs:

 

 

 

“I breastfeed my husband” 

Red weave and pink plastic shoes

 

One minute there were three of us working in the office and the next minute I was alone with TITTY WOMAN. Maaaaan that byatch can talk… yakkkkking ooooon and on about nothing. She comes in here all the freaking time but has never enrolled on anything. She didn’t have the wig on this time. She just rolled in bald headed, eyes glazed and black lipped like she’d been hittin a pipe all day. Bloody Ell! I could not get rid of her. Luckily my colleagues came back in the room about 10 minutes after her arrival so I felt a bit more at ease with backup around.

 

 

 

I eventually got her away from my desk (did I mention she smelt like she hadn’t bathed in a year and a day?) and banished her to a corner of the room to fill in her MILLIONTH application form. As I sit here typing this furiously the trick keeps turning back to look at me…I want to tell her to piss off and concentrate on what she is doing, but of course that would be sooo wrong of me. so I just continue typing and pretend I can’t see her glaring big eyes. Oh and now her phone has started ringing and some psychedelic hippy trippy music comes from it. She reaches into her bra to retrieve and answer the phone. It’s her mother. I know this because she answers,

 

 

 

“Hello mummy.”

 

 

 

It looks like her mother wants her to go somewhere because after the phone call she hands me her form and leaves. We are about to close for the day so I quickly lock the door behind her. I am relieved.

 

 

 

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Comments

  1. Diary of a mad black man says:

    I love the name you gave her. That is hilarious. Black folks always give the best names for people.

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